(to be sung to the tune of Mrs. Robinson)
And here’s to you big cor-po-ra-tion
Bourses love you more and more
Wo wo wo
God bless you big cor-po-ra-tion
Try to do some good night and day
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey
We’d like to know a little bit about you for our files
We’d like to keep a watch on what you do
So think it over before you give us all your lies
Gone are the days of profit and no care
And here’s to you big cor-po-ra-tion
Bourses love you more and more
Wo wo wo
God bless you big cor-po-ra-tion
Try to do some good night and day
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey
Try to give back to the people and the planet
It will pay you back many times over
It’s a little secret, just the corporation’s affair
Most of all, you’ve got to give something to the kids
Coo, coo, ca-choo, big cor-po-ra-tion
Bourses love you more and more
Wo, wo, wo
God bless you please, big cor-po-ra-tion
Try to do some good night and day
Hey, hey, hey…hey, hey, hey
Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going through the whole CSR debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
But when you’ve got to choose
Miss CSR and all you do is lose, just lose
I am glad you are here, Do Good Business-man
A nation turns its weary eyes to you
Woo, woo, woo
What’s that you say, big cor-po-ra-tion?
You believe CSR is here to stay
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
